Mr. T's Personal Nicene Council
This has to be one of the wierder things I've seen on the web in a while, but just because somebody went through all the time and trouble to make it, I might as well link to it. Basically Mr. T holds his own version of the Nicene Council, soundly defeating Bishop Spong.On only a slightly related note, here's the google fight between the two of them: Similar results
And on a less related, but even funnier note, Mr. T honors mothers around the world (video | mp3). The hilarious thing about this video is that when I was a kid, my dad rented this for us (because it was free). He then proceeded to record it with his reel-film video camera, record the music, project it on the wall, and then teach all of us kids to dance to it. So when my mom got home, we performed this song (and dance) for my mom. She felt so honored she almost died laughing.
Here are the lyrics:
Female Chorus (x2)
Treat her right
Treat your mother right
Treat her right
Treat her right
Mr. T's Chorus
Mother
There is no other
Like Mother
So treat Her right
Mother
I always Love Her
My Mother
So treat Her right, treat her right
M is for the moans, and the miserable groan from the pain that She felt when I was born
O is for the oven with it's burnin' heat where She stood makin' sure I had something to eat
T is for the time that She stayed up at night and took my temperature when I wasn't feelin' right
H is for the hard earned money She spent to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da' rent
E is every wrinkle I put on Her face and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late
The last letter R is that She taught me Respect and for the room up in Heaven that I know She'll get
Mr. T Chorus
Female Chorus
She's a Queen
Second to none
Take care of Mother
You only get one
Female Chorus
Mr. T's Chorus
-Thanks to Magic Statistics and Drell's Descants for inspiring this quality post.